MY CONTEST GIVEAWAY: Alright so my dad recently got hired as a top manager with apple so he gets really great discounts and I want to do this giveaway to thank my followers but I’m going to do it fair.. NO CHEATING!
hehe anyways keep reblogging and Ill give it to a random winner and you can reblog this multiple of times
Rules
*You must be following me
*You must reblog this in order to get picked
*Don’t get angry if you don’t win
*Yes it’s worldwide
I will figure out my decision by April 9, 2011
and I will message whoever the winner is
Goodluck!! (btw I will do much more of these giveaways)
Okay… Ready set go!
FREE IPAD GIVEAWAY!
So this Christmas, I asked both my boyfriend and mum for an iPad, and both of them got it for me, which I did NOT expect. Yes, I could return it, or sell it, but I actually feel like doing something nice for once. So, yeah.
To enter:
- reblog AND like this post (no more than once, it’s not fair!)
- follow me @ http://www.storybooklove.tumblr.com
On January 15, 2011, I will pick a completely random winner. Good luck!
Please? :(
(via varcega)
"
An Entomologist’s Last Love Letter
dear samantha
i’m sorry
we have to get a divorce
i know that seems like an odd way to start a love letter but let me explain:
it’s not you
it sure as hell isn’t me
it’s just human beings don’t love as well as insects do
i love you.. far too much to let what we have be ruined by the failings of our species
i saw the way you looked at the waiter last night
i know you would never DO anything, you never do but..
i saw the way you looked at the waiter last night
did you know that when a female fly accepts the pheromones put off by a male fly, it re-writes her brain, destroys the receptors that receive pheromones, sensing the change, the male fly does the same. when two flies love each other they do it so hard, they will never love anything else ever again. if either one of them dies before procreation can happen both sets of genetic code are lost forever. now that… is dedication.
after Elizabeth and i broke up we spent three days dividing everything we had bought together
like if i knew what pots were mine like if i knew which drapes were mine somehow the pain would go away
this is not true
after two praying mantises mate, the nervous system of the male begins to shut down
while he still has control over his motor functions
he flops onto his back, exposing his soft underbelly up to his lover like a gift
she then proceeds to lovingly dice him into tiny cubes
spooning every morsel into her mouth
she wastes nothing
even the exoskeleton goes
she does this so that once their children are born she has something to regurgitate to feed them
now that.. is selflessness
i could never do that for you
so i have a new plan
i’m gonna leave you now
i’m gonna spend the rest of my life committing petty injustices
i hope you do the same
i will jay walk at every opportunity
i will steal things i could easily afford
i will be rude to strangers
i hope you do the same
i hope reincarnation is real
i hope our petty crimes are enough to cause us to be reborn as lesser creatures
i hope we are reborn as flies
so that we can love each other as hard as we were meant to.
Jared Singer
Dare I understand your devotion?
"There is so much life
waiting patiently for us
to live together."
I do not know how to write about a lover.
I would rather feel
And hold
And taste.
To write about him is to have a million thoughts of him
A million thoughts, and no words
In a single second.
To write about him is to know him;
And to know him is to love him;
And to love him is a curious necessity.
